简短的英语小故事
短小幽默的英语小故事短小幽默的英语小故事
1.Lady First 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生:”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗?” 大多数学生回答说:“对,一点不错 。”
只有一个小男孩说:“不对,应该先说女士 。”
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以 。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕 。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生 。
推荐几篇英文短篇童话故事
- 风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
2. Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."
In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."
All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?
很久以前的一个很远的小村庄里,有一个以"千镜屋"而著名的地方 。一个乐观的小狗听说了这个地方并决定去参观 。当来到这个地方,他蹦蹦跳欢恰快的上了台阶,来到房门口 , 他高高竖起耳朵,欢快地摇着尾巴,从门口往里张望,他惊奇地看到有1000只欢乐的小狗像他一样快的摇尾巴 。他灿烂地微笑着,回报他的是1000张热情 , 友好的灿烂笑脸 。离开时他心想:"这是一个精彩的地主,我一定要经常来参观 。"
在这个村里还有另一只想参观"千镜屋"的小狗,他不及第一只小狗乐观,他慢吞吞地爬上台阶,然后耷拉着脑袋往屋子里看 。一看到有1000只小狗不友好地盯着他,他便开始冲他们狂吠 , 镜中的1000只小狗也冲着他狂吠,把他给吓坏了,他在离开时心想:"这是一个恐怖的地方,我再也不会来了 。"
世界上所有的脸都是镜子,在你所遇见的人的脸上你看到反射出来的是什么?
3、An old cock and a foxIt is evening.An old cock is sitting in a tree.A fox comes to the tree and looks up at the cock."Hello,Mr Cock,I have good news for you,"says the fox."Oh"says thecock,"What good news for me?""All the animals are friends now."says the fox."Fine!"says the cock."I'm very glad to know that."Then he looks up、
"Look!A dog ia coming this way.""What?A dog?"says the fox."Well....well,I must go now.Goodbye,Mr Cock!""Wait,Mr Fox,Don't you like dogs?"Don't you like playing with the dog?Dogs are our friends now.""But,...but they may not know the news yet."Then he runs away."I see,I see,"says the cock.He smiles and goes to sleep
翻译:一只老公鸡和一只狐狸是夜 。一只老公鸡呆在树上 。一只狐狸走向大树要拜访公鸡 。"你好,公鸡先生,我有一个关于你的好消息 。"狐狸说 。"噢 , "公鸡说,"是什么关于我的好消息?""所有动物现在都是朋友了 。"狐狸说 。"好,"公鸡说 , "我听到那非常高兴!"然后他看到了 。
"看,一只狗正在往这边来 。""什么?一只狗?"狐狸问 。"好的好的,现在我该走了,再见,公鸡先生!""等等,狐狸先生,你难道不喜欢狗吗?难道你不喜欢和狗玩么?狗现在是我们的朋友 。""但是,但是它们现在可能还不知道 。"然后他跑走了 。"我知道了,我知道了,"公鸡说 。他微笑着然后去睡觉了 。
4、The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
【译文】
城里老鼠和乡下老鼠
从前,有两只老鼠 , 它们是好朋友 。一只老鼠居住在乡村,另一只住在城里 。很多年以后,乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠 , 它说:“你一定要来我乡下的家看看 。”于是,城里老鼠就去了 。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里 。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠 。城里老鼠说:“这东西不好吃,你的家也不好,你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢?你应该搬到城里去住,你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子,还会吃上美味佳肴,你应该到我城里的家看看 。”
乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去 。房子十分漂亮,好吃的东西也为他们摆好了 。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候,听见很大的一阵响声,城里的老鼠叫喊起来:“快跑!快跑!猫来了!”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来 。
过了一会儿,他们出来了 。当他们出来时,乡下老鼠说:“我不喜欢住在城里,我喜欢住在田野我的洞里 。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在,比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说,要好些 。”
英语哲理小故事1、The Lion, The Bear And The Fox(狮子、熊与狐狸)Long ago a lion and a bear saw a kid. They sprang upon it at the same time. The lion said to the bear, “I caught this kid first, and so this is mine.”
"No, no,"said the bear.“I found it earlier than you, so this is mine.” And they fought long and fiercely. At last both of them got very tired and could no longer fight.
A fox who hid himself behind a tree not far away and was watching the fight between the lion and the bear, came out and walked in between them, and ran off with the kid.
The lion and the bear both saw the fox, but they could not even catch the fox.
The lion said to the bear, “We have fought for nothing. That sly fox has got the kid away.”
从前,一只狮子和一只熊看见一个孩子,它们同时向他扑去 。狮子对熊说,“我首先捉住的这个孩子,因此这个孩子是我的 。”
“不 , 不!”熊说,“我比你早发现的,因此他是我的 。”它们激烈地争论了很久 。最后它们两个感到非常疲乏 , 再也不能打斗了 。
不远处,一只狐狸正掩藏在树后,观看着狮子和熊之间的战斗,这时它走了出来,站在它们之间 , 叼走了这个孩子 。狮子和熊看到这个情形 , 但它们却不能捉住狐狸 。狮子对熊说:“我们争斗了那么久却什么也没得到,而这只狡猾的狐狸却把孩子叼走了 。”
2、The Boys And The Frogs(男孩与青蛙)One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs.
At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said, “Boys, please don’t throw stones at us.”
The boys said, “We are only playing.” “I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us,” said the old frog.
So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away.
春天里的一天,一些顽皮的男孩在一个水塘边玩耍 。他们开始往水里扔石块 。许多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕这些男孩 , 因为石头曾弄伤了他们中的一些 。最后一只老青蛙把他的脑袋探出水面,他说:“孩子们,请别向我们扔石头 。”
男孩说:“我们只是在玩耍 。”“我知道,但请别扔石头,孩子们 。对你们而言的玩耍对我们可意味着死亡 。”老青蛙说 。
因此男孩们不再扔石头并且离开了 。
3、Ye Gong was well-known for his fondness for dragons: In the house where he lived, dragons were painted on the walls and carved on the pillars and the four walls of his bedroom.
There were dragons everywhere, up and down, front and back, with each dragon baring its teeth and brandishing1 its claws.
In the heavens there was a real dragon. It was very happy to hear that Ye Gong was so fond of dragons.
One day, the sky suddenly darkened, and then came wind, thunder and rain. The real dragon flew to Ye Gong's home. It poked2 its head into the window in the south and coiled its tail to the window in the north, rocking and rattling3 the whole house.
At the sight of this real dragon, Ye Gong was frightened out of his wits. He trembled all over and hurriedly hid himself.
So it turned out that what Ye Gong liked was painted and carved fake dragons but not real ones.
叶公好龙
叶公喜欢龙,已经出了名了 。他住的屋子里 , 墙上画着龙,柱子上雕着龙,卧室四面的墙壁上也刻着龙,上上下下,前前后后,到处都是龙 , 一条条张牙舞爪 。
天上有一条真的龙,听说叶公这样喜欢龙,高兴极了 。
有一天,天空突然暗了下来,又是刮风 , 又是打雷 , 又是下雨 , 真龙飞到了叶公的家里 。它把头伸进了南面的窗口,把尾巴绕到了北面的窗口,把整个屋子摇得格格直响 。
叶公看到这条真龙 , 一下子吓得魂飞魄散,浑身发抖,急忙躲了起来 。
原来,叶公喜欢的只是那些画着、雕着的假龙 , 而不是真龙!
4、多言何益
Zi qin once asked Mohist, "Teacher, it is true that the more you say the more attention you will get from people?"
Mohist answered, "The grog and hop1 toad2 never stop shouting from day to night, but they get little from people. The rooster only sings only for a few minutes in the morning and wakes up all the people. So, it is not necessarily advisable to speak a lot."
It doesn't matte how much you say, what matters is whether you can hit the nail on the head.
子禽问墨子:“老师,话说得多是否就会引起人们的重视?”墨子回答说:“青蛙和癞蛤蟆的叫声从早到晚没有停过 , 但是 , 却几乎没有引起人们的注意 。公鸡仅仅只在黎明时分叫上几声 , 便能将天下的人都唤醒.”因此,话多不一定有好处 。话不在多,只要说到点子上就行了 。
5、An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.
One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old.
Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
老猫
一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了 。一天 , 老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠 , 然而 , 它咬不住这只老鼠 。因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它 。
于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死 。她开始打这只猫,猫说:“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年 , 而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情 , 要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情 。”
短小幽默的英语小故事有哪些?短小幽默的英语小故事
1.Lady First 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生:”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗?” 大多数学生回答说:“对,一点不错 。”
只有一个小男孩说:“不对,应该先说女士 。”
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以 。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕 。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:在蛋糕里 , 先生 。
英语短故事Giving the Seeding a Hand
Long long ago, in ancient China, there lived a farmer .He was worried about his seeding growing too slowly .
One day ,he went to the farmland and pulled up the seeding one by one .When he returned home ,he was very exhausted."I am tired out today,”he said to his family ,"I helped the seeding to grow."
His son was surprised . He hurried to the fields to see what had happened .It turned out that all the seeding had shriveled up.
拔苗助长
从前,有一个农民总是担心自己种的秧苗长得太慢 。
一天 , 他到田里把秧苗一个一个地拔了起来,当他回到家时,十分兴奋,“我今天很累,”他对家人说到,“我再帮秧苗长大 。”
他的儿子很奇怪就跑去田里看到地发生了什么 。一看所有的秧苗都枯萎了
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